i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
