that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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