Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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