Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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