If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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