Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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