Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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