OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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