the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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