babies were throwing up all over the place
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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