Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
