I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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