Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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