her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you traded sex for a burrito?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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