# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
