I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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