He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Still dying that you shit outside
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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