How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's just like the Real World with babies
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
MIDGETS
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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