god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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