You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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