Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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