he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We talked him into tasing himself.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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