I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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