i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
did i walk over a car last night?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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