Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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