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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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