I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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