We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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