In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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