dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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