Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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