It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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