North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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