u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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