this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
