Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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