also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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