Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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