He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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