She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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