i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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