He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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