Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
