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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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