i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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