I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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