I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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