All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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