He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
