Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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