dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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