My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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