her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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