Whod you bang
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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