why didn't you poke me back
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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