I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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