Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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